Total Medals Earned: 48 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 840 Points
Medals Earned: 1/45 (5/1,440 points)
Build the Hut.
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Market.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Activate the Forge.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Build a Boat.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (35/80 points)
Elvis has left the building
A new clock!
Do you get the song reference lmao
This is useless
lmao its the naughty number
Now in 800 x 600!
Mmmm strawberrys
Medals Earned: 4/11 (70/395 points)
Reach Daimyo rank
Kill 50 ninjas
Kill three enemies with the same arrow
Deflect 100 shurikens
Unlock all the maps
Reach Emperor Rank
Kill the Emperor
Medals Earned: 9/10 (240/265 points)
Publish 2 Micro Games
Complete the Tutorial
Publish a game with 600 quality
Move to Vancouver
Publish a game with 6000 quality
Move to Montreal
Win all the Awards in a year
Sell 5 million copies of a game
Medals Earned: 12/18 (145/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/480 points)
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/25 points)
start the game!
violently explode the griller
get close to freddy and still win
Medals Earned: 4/11 (110/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Win a perfect showdown
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
10 ricochet kills
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/395 points)
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.